Sex Rhymes

from by Schaffer the Darklord



Sex rhymes - sex rhymes, I said sex rhymes
Sex rhymes - got them harder than deadlines
Sex rhymes - got them dropping like necklines
Sex rhymes - yeah
Sex rhymes - sell them by the pound, come and get mine
Sex rhymes - the kind you like with a red wine
Sex rhymes - the kind I write before bedtime
Sex rhymes - yeah, I just said it ten times
Having sex, making love
Kissing, touching, naked hugs
Intercourse, adult relations
Coupling, coitus, copulation
Fornication, become one
Move furniture, hit homeruns
Hobby horse, making babies
Playing doctor, hanky panky
Tapping that, hitting that
Make the beast that has two backs
Knocking boots, rooting down
Bumping uglies, fool around
Laying with and knowing one
In biblical senses
Learning carnal knowledge of
Do the devil's business
Get it in, get it on
Getting laid, getting off
Getting busy, getting down
Get your freak on, go to town
Going all the way indeed
Do the nasty, do the deed
Do the grownup, to the well
Doing it and do it well
Do the no pants dance
Tubesteak boogie
Horizontal mambo
Get a bit of nookie
Hot beef injection
Hide the salami
A bit of the old in-and-out
Organ origami
Give it up, giving head
Break them off, take to bed
On your knees, open wide
Spreading legs, go inside
Hooking up, making nice
Showing o-face, laying pipe
A piece of ass, getting reamed
Choking chicken, flicking bean
DTF, DP and
Bondage and discipline
Scissoring, S&M
Masturbation, gagging, facial
Fingerblasting, gaping anal
Golden showers, brimping, pegging
Bareback, creampie, edging, begging
Greek and Frenching
Ooh la la
Fisting and spanking
And an enema with champagne
Hoo-ha, ah
Whips, chains
Underwater gangbang
Drilling, nailing, pounding, busting
Just a little sumthin' sumthin'
Get your smash on, mashing pissers
Eskimo bros and igloo sisters
Nipple torture, tonsil hockey
Hentai, shibari, bukakke
Up the ass, down the throat
Pickle tickle man in boat
Handjob, blowjob, footjob, rimjob
Swallowing, gobbling, polishing swollen knob
Buttplug, ballgag, cockring, flogger
Cowgirl, pony, piggy, doggy collar
Screwing, shagging, schtupping, snogging
Boning, banging, balling, boffing
Boinking, porking, poking, voodoo
Making whoopee, death by snu snu
Piledriver, sixty-nine
Cumming, squirting, slobber, slime
Close the deal, getting lucky
Jumping, pumping, humping, fucking


from Sex Rhymes, released October 23, 2015
Lyrics by Schaffer the Darklord. Beat by Vince Vandal.



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Schaffer the Darklord

Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper and comedian with material best-suited for brainy and/or drug- addled audiences. With manic energy, verbose vocabulary and cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics as hedonistic substance abuse, sexual compulsion, urban anxiety and obsessive cat-enthusiasts. ... more


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