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Nowadays nobody still calls it indo
I got these city birds perched outside my window
Like mad pigeons, bad pigeons
I’m hollering at you. What’s up? Yeah, pigeons

I got them doing my hair like I’m Snow White
Adidas sneakers, straight-lace them up so tight
A fitted jacket, oh my, I’m looking so fly
No lie in a polka-dotted bowtie

I’m a man of simple pleasures, make my body rock
Call me Floyd Gondoli, butter and lollipops
And when I’m topping I call plays like coaches on fall days
But when it comes to love I like it all ways

And this time I wanna do something new
And tonight I’m gonna give it all up to you
My body is a rec room, your toys are inside
So strap on and take your boy for a ride, alright

When the sun goes down, when the moon comes out
When we turn up the purring till we moan and we shout
All out, you know what I’m about
And tonight I want you in my world

So, baby, won’t you take my hand, and
Yo, maybe I will kneel where you stand
Oh, lady, I love being your man
And sometimes I want you in me, girl

Had you heard that I’m the sort of man who does that?
Did you think that I’m the type of guy who wants that?
If you guessed that that that’s an act that I like
Then girl, you got me pegged just right

I like my fun good, dirty and harmless
I’m feeling energy we need to harness
Show me what you’re working with stat, display it lover
Oh, I see it’s purple, sick, that’s my favorite color

Oh please, you got me on both knees
I love the way that you reveal with a slow tease
Nothing but love between grown-ups
I got a lump in my throat, you got me choked up

And tonight let’s use a bad word or two
And I will bend over backwards for you
Give it to me straight, I can take it
Just use a lot of lube and some patience

When the sun goes down, when the moon comes out
When we turn up the purring till we moan and we shout
All out, you know what I’m about
And tonight I want you in my world

So, baby, won’t you take my hand, and
Yo, maybe I will kneel where you stand
Oh, lady, I love being your man
And sometimes I want you in me, girl

If you got a freak flag, then fly it

Embark upon a voyage into the Quiet
I see some straight guys looking like they don’t buy it
Well, dudes (yeah, you) don’t fucking knock it till you try it

If you got a freak flag, then fly it

Embark upon a voyage into the Quiet
I see some straight guys looking like they don’t buy it
Well, dudes (yeah, you) get pegged or die trying

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from Sex Rhymes, released October 23, 2015
Lyrics by Schaffer the Darklord. Beat by Vince Vandal.

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Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper and comedian with material best-suited for brainy and/or drug- addled audiences. With manic energy, verbose vocabulary and cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics as hedonistic substance abuse, sexual compulsion, urban anxiety and obsessive cat-enthusiasts. ... more

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