Two more days to April Fools, April Fools, April Fools
Two more days to April Fools, Silver Shamrock

Happy holidays it won’t be like last time
I get you’re sick of tricks and that old annual pastime
But this time things will finally go your way
I’m talking happiness success and health and maybe today
You’re gonna land a new job gonna find a companion
Folks on social media will post with compassion
Climate change effects will be reversed eventually
To just a memory don’t believe me go on tell them Z
Yes that's a guarantee no more mistakes that's in the past
In this new year your resolution's going to last
And every vote that you cast it counts and it matters
You can change the world and break the cyclical pattern
Reach out to estranged friends I’m sure they'd like to make amends
Expect replies from all the emails you send
You're going to watch what you spend and stay well within your budget
And speaking of friends hey you know you can depend on me
And also me we'll always be there if you need
And all the inspirational quotes you post on your feed
Are totally helpful you’re such a font of wisdom
So let's rise up because we're going to beat the system
There's got to be some people in power who will listen
To what we have to say so let's take a full day off work
To call our local representative
Because they work for us it ain't all about the Benjamin
Oh and did we mention that depression will be ended when
Chemists invent and perfect a new preventive medicine
But then again you won’t need that prescription
Since your years of therapy will finally fix your condition
Defeat has come to you before but you’re the one we’re rooting for
Your hopes have fallen to the floor we’ll lift them up we do it for
That look in your eyes and that feeling we’ve missed
As we both say surprise when revealing the twist

We’re just kidding just teasing
Just ribbing didn’t mean it
Quit tripping it’s the season for
Breaking rules
Just joshing just playing
Just gotcha just saying
Just stop us from celebrating
April fools
Just messing it’s a laugh
It’s a lesson in a class
It’s a test you won’t pass when you’re
Taken to school
Just joking just goofing
Trust broken just screwing
Bust open gonna ruin you on
April fools

One more day to April Fools, April Fools, April Fools

Ok for real though this time will be different
There is nothing bad coming for you honest there isn’t
And when you get home tonight strangers won’t be waiting
Inside in the dark hiding in your closet or your basement
And that lump growing on your hump it’s probably benign
And those test results you're waiting for it’s probably fine
The voices that you hear it’s probably someone walking by outside
And the clatter in the attic just mice
An unprecedented terror won’t envelope your spirit
You won’t even need to scream but if you did someone would hear it
If any evil gets through you’ll probably escape
Won’t be abandoned you’ll be rescued I bet you’ll be safe
And you know you're okay because you've got your faith in the Lord
And of course the gates of Heaven await when you finally pass on
Because there is an afterlife after all
And all your loved ones are waiting with open arms

We’re just kidding just teasing
Just ribbing didn’t mean it
Quit tripping it’s the season for
Breaking rules
Just joshing just playing
Just gotcha just saying
Just stop us from celebrating
April fools
Just messing it’s a laugh
It’s a lesson in a class
It’s a test you won’t pass when you’re
Taken to school
Just joking just goofing
Trust broken just screwing
Bust open gonna ruin you on
April fools

Happy, happy April Fools, April Fools, April Fools
Happy, happy April Fools, Silver