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Little Shop of Horrors cover with STD verse. Previously released on “Epic Win Burlesque: The Musical - Original Cast Recording Soundtrack” (2013).

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[STD VERSE]
Check me out, y’all, I’m the leader of the plaque
With a cold heart as black as my jacket, now on your back, smack!
Yeah, I’m addict, both of drugs and your fears
Addled by my own depravity, I’m drunk on your tears

Your tries to fight this gingivitis only find you violence
Your incisors bite these pliers, crying like a child, silence!
Shoving needles in your rotting gums is awfully fun
Brutally drilling your bad tooth like it’s Audrey One

A slow extraction, you can have that for free
As you scream, I’ll laugh my ass off, yeah the gas is for me
Fitting you with vintage braces, make you bark like a dog
Now hands up! Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?

Now sit and slip into the bib and spit into this cup, I love
To whip you till you bleed, and I ain’t even wearing gloves
My novocaine is sugar water, fuck it if you’re numb
Now shut up, open wide, here I come

credits

from Junk Drawer #3, released December 4, 2020
Music and lyrics by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman (1982)
Rap verse lyrics by Schaffer the Darklord
Additional vocals by BB Heart, Francine “The Lucid Dream” and Boo Bess
All vocals recorded by STD, 2013

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Schaffer the Darklord

Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper and comedian with material best-suited for brainy and/or drug- addled audiences. With manic energy, verbose vocabulary and cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics as hedonistic substance abuse, sexual compulsion, urban anxiety and obsessive cat-enthusiasts. ... more

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