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Produced and mixed by Rich Matthew
Originally released on MC Lars - “Notes from Toontown” (2018)

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CHORUS:
Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em, didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

LARS:
Playing patty cake with my wife backstage
Want to slash is chubby throat with a knife - hey!
The Gag King's got a gag in his mouth now
Disappearing quick like the ink on a blouse, wow!
Mickey Mouse might play that
But Roger's running quick with the heater, I'm a spray that
Dumdums come from Yosemite's gun
Marvin Acme, I'm a actually have a little bit of fun um
What's that you've got shipments coming through the back
On track like a train, chopping wolfie with an axe
It's a Silly Symphony hear you screaming in your sleep
"Here lies Marvin Acme", rotting, bloated six feet deep (uh)
Hmm... and even though I'm innocent
I dream of retribution nightly in my dreams 'cause ever since
I heard my girl was running round the town with the king
I'm going for his crown, best respect this wedding ring!

CHORUS:
Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em, didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

LARS:
Who's true, boo? You knew all along?
It was R.K. Maroon? Set it up? You were a pawn?
They bribed a detective to snoop in the alley
Till Bongo saw him creeping, gave the boot to Eddie Valiant
And now I'm crying in the office
I don't understand, this is not what Disney promised
Plot twists, intrigue, murder, greed and sex
Marvin on the line, making calls and cashing checks
But look, if I had done it I would not have used a safe, word!
I would have tied him to a tree up in Hayward
I would have covered him in honey like in *Heavyweights*
I would get a back of grizzly bears, like maybe eight?
I could have starved them, in the woods with Marvin
*Grizzly Man* the prequel with the canine teeth - they're carving!
I heard my girl was running round the town with the king
That's why I'm going for his crown, best respect this wedding ring!

CHORUS:
Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em, didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

SCHAFFER:
"Eponymous company man meets grim reaper!
Rabbit wanted in the death of Toontown keeper!*"
Who am I? I'm the one who knows most
Marvin Acme! And you look like you've seen a ghost (boo!)
As the CEO of Acme Inc.,
I sold the tools of the trade only coyotes would think (to use)
Singing swords, portable holes, and others
Put 'er there, pal! (BZZZ!) Hand buzzer!
Seriously, this murder conspiracy biz is nasty
The whole thing was a set up, kid, and you're the patsy!
Blackmailed for photos to frame you with motive
But Jessica did it to keep you in show biz!
She only loves you, she always will, buddy
You'll both inherit the town, check the will, dummy!
Your girl was never running 'round with the king
Please don't kill me, I never disrespected the ring

CHORUS:
Marvin Acme, didn't kill 'em, didn't kill 'em
Even though I wanted to, wanted to

OUTRO:
Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man
Catch me a body as fast as you can

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from The Friendalorians, released February 28, 2020
Produced and mixed by Rich Matthew
Originally released on MC Lars - “Notes from Toontown” (2018)

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Schaffer the Darklord (or STD) is a New York City-based rapper and comedian with material best-suited for brainy and/or drug- addled audiences. With manic energy, verbose vocabulary and cartoonishly commanding stage presence, STD skewers such topics as hedonistic substance abuse, sexual compulsion, urban anxiety and obsessive cat-enthusiasts. ... more

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